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The Archive

All of my fanfiction, backed up and fully organized. Choose a universe or fandom to get started.

I am grateful to Ao3. I love Ao3. I do not trust Ao3 to not ban my account over (yet another) perceived defiance of TOS due to mass reporting by my biggest fans.Thus, I present the archive. This is where I’m backing up the PDFs to my fics. I’ve put too much blood, sweat, work, time, and tears into these works to lose even one cringey word.

Universes • Fandoms

My Favorite Worlds:

I lost sleep over these fics. So did half my comment section.

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Seven Years of Chaos

Fandom: Harry PotterMain Relationship(s):
• Harry & Severus Snape
• Harry/Fred WeasleyTop Series Tags:
#Hurt/Comfort
#Slytherin Harry Potter
#Series Rewrite

Lightning Scars & Metal Hearts

Fandom: HP x MarvelMain Relationship(s):
• Harry & Tony Stark
• Harry/Peter ParkerTop Series Tags:
#Tony is Harry’s Dad
#Year Five Divergence
#Hurt/Comfort

Green & Gold

Fandom: HP x TwilightMain Relationship(s):
• Harry Potter/Jasper Whitlock
• Harry Potter & Cullen FamilyTop Series Tags:
#HP Post-War
#Beginning of Twilight
#Master of Death Harry

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Seven Years of Chaos

Tom Riddle once had followers. Harry Potter now has a gang.
And as long as you don’t ask Severus? Then everything is just brill.

RELATIONSHIPS:
• Harry & Severus (Severitus)
• Harry x Fred

TAGS:
• Slytherin!Harry • GangWars • TraumaAndPTSD • Mental Illness •
Severus does not get paid enough to deal with Susan Bones

STARTED:
July 8, 2021
COMPLETED:
June 14, 2023Series Word Count:
1,469,866 Words

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Seven Years of Brill.
Seven Years of Headaches.
Seven Years of Chaos.

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7YoC: Bonus Fics

The chaos has ended, but why should the story be finished?

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Lightning Scars & Metal Hearts

Harry Potter didn’t need a father after his fourth year at Hogwarts, he needed an escape plan with Sirius.
Tony Stark didn’t need a son who took Shitty Stark Luck and trademarked it.
Sirius Black? Sirius needed Harry to meet his father, his father to meet Harry, and possibly if someone wanted to clear his name as well he’d be really grateful, thanks.

RELATIONSHIPS:
• Harry & Tony Stark
• Harry x Peter Parker

TAGS:
#Found Family Forged In Fire
#Hurt / Comfort
#Tony Stark is Harry’s Father
#Year 5 Divergence
#Buckle Up for Bucky

STARTED:
August 17, 2022
COMPLETED:
August 9, 2023Main Story Word Count:
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Green & Gold

When life lasts forever, what is there to live for?

RELATIONSHIPS:
• Harry x Jasper Whitlock
• Harry & Cullen Family
• Harry & Swan Family

TAGS:
• Picks up after HP books end
• Picks up just before Twilight books begin
• Master of Death Harry Potter
• Trauma Recovery
• Happy Ending… Eventually

STARTED:
February 18, 2022
LAST UPDATED:
February 2026Series Word Count:
+381,651 Words

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Green & Gold III

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Last Updated: February 2026

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HARRY POTTER

gay, traumatized, idiotic wizards - what more could I ask for?

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HP Multi-Chapter Standalone Stories

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FICS IN OTHER FANDOMS

Because I don’t just write Harry Potter, you know. I have seven non-HP/non-crossover fics, thanks so much.

GREY’S ANATOMY:3
MARVEL: 2
SUPERNATURAL: 2

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ORIGINAL FICTION

These characters?
They’re mine to use and abuse. Back off, buddy.

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MISC FICS

Some Jess-Nonsense, some niché fandoms - all serving to make up the Hufflepuff leftover category of fics here.

1: HP x Letterkenny
2: HP x Deadpool
3: Forks 99 (triple crossover cowritten with my friend, Lu)
4: Last House (I took all my broken boys and said ‘go to rehab, bitches’)
5: Harry x5 (an exercise in narcissism)
6: A Very Harry Christmas (a second exercise in narcissism)

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Anthology Fics

A chaotic collection of stand-alone fics, experimental pieces, and a mess of many fandoms in one fic.

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HP x Twilight

Wizards. Vampires. Charlie fucking Swan.
Do I need to say more?

One Shots: 5
Multi-Chapter Stand Alones: 3
Series: 1

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Harry Potter x Marvel

Because nothing hits harder than traumatized wizard kids finding accidental family with world-saving disaster adults who also have zero chill.

ONE SHOTS: 2
STAND ALONE MULTI-CHAPTER: 2
SERIES: 2

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Harry Potter x Grey’s Anatomy

When the world of spells collides with scalpels, every heartbeat counts.

Potter’s Anatomy Series

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Harry Potter x Supernatural

When hunters meet horcruxes and magic tangles with monsters, it’s not just the demons that should be scared - it should be all of you because #MajorCharacterUndeath is my new favorite tag.

ONE SHOTS: 4
SERIES: 1

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Harry Potter x Peaky Blinders

Before he taught Defense, Lupin fought a different kind of war… one with gangsters, grit, and blood on the cobblestones.
By order of the Peaky fookin’ Blinders.

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Harry Potter x Addams Family

Because in a world full of curses, death, and trauma - one girl just calls that ‘Tuesday.’

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Harry Potter x Stranger Things

Even Stranger Things Series

In a world where monsters crawl out of walls and the government lies as easily as it breathes, maybe what Hawkins really needed was a pair of magical twins with big green eyes and many traumatic things to share.

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Harry Potter x Steve Harrington
Sirianna Potter (Harry’s Twin Sister) x Billy Hargrove
#Hawkins Indiana
#Season One
#El? Do you mean the twins’s sister?

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An AU set in the Even Stranger Things world that explores various dynamics such as:
Chrissy x Eddie x Jason
Harry’s Love Triangle
Sirianna’s Commitment Issues

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Harry Potter x US Shameless

Both worlds are held together with duct tape, trauma, and a deep distrust of authority. The only real difference? One has magic. The other has Lip.

Snitches get Stitches

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Harry Potter x Lip Gallagher
#Teen Pregnancy
#Remus is a Baddie
#Harry Goes Ghetto

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Harry Potter x Hunger Games

Panem and the Wizarding World have one thing in common: the kids always pay the price for the adults’ mistakes.

Anthem of the Angels

Harry x Blaise Zabini
#District 12 Harry
#Tribute Harry & Blaise
#Mentor Sirius Black

Ballad of the Broken

Before Harry and Blaise - it was Sirius and James…

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OCTOBER COLLECTIONS

October = Cultober

31 days of fluff, whump, or smut.

October 2021
October 2022
October 2023
October 2024
October 2025

YEARPROMPTSWORDSDAYS
2021F28,68119
2022F208,66923
2023F&W123,19911
2024F&W&S136,77631
2025N/AN/AN/A

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Cultober 2022

Challenge:
Fluff Prompts
Fandom:
Harry Potter & Harry Potter Crossovers

23/31 days completed
208,669 words total

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Cultober 2023

Challenge:
Fluff & Whump Prompts
Fandom:
Harry Potter & Harry Potter Crossovers

11/31 days completed
123,199 words total

(not all fics are listed here as crossovers are listed in their respective fandom)

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Cultober 2024

Challenge:
Fluff & Whump & Smut Prompts
Fandom:
Harry Potter x Stranger Things

31/31 days completed
136,776 words total

Even Stranger Magic

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Cultober 2025

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My Current Works In Progress:

Wrecked & Wanting

Harry Potter x Bucky Barnes
Tony Stark is Harry’s Father
Post-War
Last Updated: March 2, 2026
Chapters: 28/??